(and, yeah, we picked up an award or ten as well.) Newfie Joke - Dead Rabbit. One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny! "Oh no, Zeke! Dead Rabbit Date of Joke: Sunday, 20th October, 2002 One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Lawyer jokes. The rabbit dropped dead on Monday, I buried it on Tuesday, and on Wednesday some bastard dug it up, gave it a wash , and stuck it back in its cage.” Categories: Animal Jokes ( Rabbit Jokes ) Rabbit and bunny jokes, puns, and riddles. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. 30. I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. Dead Rabbit Joke. Wondering what had happened, he stopped his car and got out to look. Blonde jokes. When I came home the other night and let my dogs out, I saw a dead, headless rabbit in my yard that hadn't been there earlier. Lady Ruins Scammer's Life After He Refuses to Pay Her Back 15,302. 4 Ratings. 28. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.' Lettuce pray. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The rabbit is the antagonist in a major set piece battle, and makes a similar appearance in Spamalot, a musical inspired by the movie. Jeremiah frets about how he's gonna tell his friend about the dead rabbit. Jeremiah came draggin home from work, and saw Zeke, his hound dog, with his neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. the dead rabbit quickly won the respect of our peers and, most importantly, the devoted appreciation of visitors from all over the world. Short jokes. He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”. Dead Rabbit. I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Years ago, while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle. The KGB show up with a bruised and beaten bear. "Heck, I won't tell em. 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